You have to love the timing of some recent e-mails. Yesterday, I received one suggesting I book a high-end spa experience for my firm while there was still availability. Today, I received an unsolicited e-mail suggesting I act now to reserve time on a Challenger 600 private jet.
Concord
Private Jets is pleased to announce the arrival of our
Challenger 600 Series 25 Hour Fleet Access Membership
Program!
are offering our brand new 25 hour Challenger Fleet Access Membership Card at
the unbelievable price of only $212,500.00.
All flights will take
place on a luxurious fleet of ARG/US & Wyvern rated Challenger 600, 601
& 604’s. They
offer premium luxury and style as they are configured with the widest cabin in
the heavy jet category giving the aircraft a ‘living room’ feel, plush captain’s
chairs, a full galley, a three person divan, a pull out queen size bed and flat
screen televisions. Whatever your needs may be the Challenger is ‘best in
class’ for transporting 10 passengers from coast to coast or anywhere in
between.
Our introductory rate
offer includes any and all charges associated with the flight with the exception
of Federal Excise Taxes (7.5%) or International Fees, whichever may apply.
*As with all of
our cards, no additional charges whatsoever!! Everything is included, even
fuel!!
The cost of our card,
$212,500.00, is 25 – 50% cheaper than our competition. In fact it’s the lowest
entry point into the heavy jet category. Here’s how they rate:
Sentient – 25 hour
Challenger card is $252,500.00
Flight Options – 25
hour Challenger card is $302,000.00
Flex Jets – 25 hour
Challenger card is $325,000.00
WE ARE HUMBLE
AND PROUD TO CONFORM WITH THE SLOWDOWN OF THE ECONOMY AND OFFER THE FIRST 10
MEMBERS THAT SIGN UP A SPECIAL PROMOTIONAL PRICE OF
$199,500.00!!!
Call or email
me today to take advantage of this offer.
Both make sense. Times have never been better. Markets are soaring through the roof, consumer confidence is sky high and everyone everywhere is spending tons of money. So, why not act on Concord Private Jets' "limited time offer" to buy a 25 hour block of flight time for only $212,500? After all, it is "25-50 percent less than the leading competitors" and I do like to pride myself on being a smart shopper.
But, why stop there? I think now is also the ideal time to dig deep and buy that new top-of-the-line Bentley to drive me to and from the corporate jet airport. And, I'd naturally want some Champagne Veuve Clicquot and caviar on board as well.
These are the times to live life large. That's why I'm so glad that high-end spas and private jet companies are thoughtful enough to remind me how best to spend my money. I'd go on, but something tells me now is also the perfect time to upgrade to a new top-of-the-line Rolex. I sure hope they spam me soon with news of an amazing limited-time offer.